So I had a lovely evening here in London tonight. And a bit too much to drink. But I'm not going to complain about that.
I will, however, tell you the funny joke I "invented" this evening. A friend was discussing those corny "theme" hotels where every meeting room and toilet in the hotel has a name related to the name of the theme hotel (think "Outback Steakhouse where the ladies' room is called "Sheilas").
So she was talking about a hotel where the name had something to do with a deer. The ladies room was called "Does" (rhymes with goes, not with because), and gents was called "Stags." Her question was, what do they call the handicap accessible restroom in a hotel like that.
I knew the answer right away.
"Bait."
{Finally, they all say, a joke even Dick Cheney can appreciate! And to think that all I had to do to come up with it was to drink a bit of gin!)
Posted by Jon at March 13, 2006 11:48 PMI don't want to start a row but [there's always a but !],as the mother of a wheelchair-bound son with cerebral palsy,I don't think that's funny.
Just saying.
Sounds like you're having a grat vacation though. Look forward to the photos.