The alchemy of the knitter's art was in full force tonight at Casa di Jon Blog.
You see, I finished square number four:

Looks perfect, almost? No? Well, let me tell you something about square number four. Dear ole' foursie.
Up until this evening, square four had a few challenges - a series of mis-crossed cables, and some openwork that maybe didn't quite go the right way. But there was a rhythym and everything seemed to be in place.
Up until this evening.
Then all hell broke loose.
I was knitting along, and then I realized that a stitch had somehow gotten dropped. Not just any stitch, but the one on the outside of the "pretzel" of the cables. And it unravelled down six or seven rows. And being the knitful alchemist that I am, I laddered it back up where it needed to be.
Then I knit another couple of rows. And then I realized that something was wrong: I only had three purl stitches in a spot where I was meant to have four. I didn't see any dropped stitches. Probably because I didn't have on my "crafting" glasses (they're pink, you know). So when I was on the reverse side of that row, I found the dropped stitch. But somehow, when I was trying to get it to go back up to the right spot, I ended up with this:

I couldn't even begin to know what was going on here.
But, thanks to the strategically placed stitch markers between the patterns, one of which (stitchmarkers, not patterns) was borrowed from the intrepid Miss Em, I figured out how many stitches I had dropped. And I found every single one of them.
And I did this:

Then this, which involved a rather odd approach to cabling:

And when I got to this point, where everything was right and all worked back up to the row I'd been on when hell had broken loose anyhow, I went to the kitchen and got this:

And even after my reward, I still ****ed up the pattern: I forgot to cable over the faggoting. But I realized that on pattern row 9, when the cross was meant to be on row 7. So guess what I did? I ladder-dropped the stitches down only on those four stitches, and worked them back up - with the cable cross in there - and everything was right with the world.
Now go back to that first picture of the square. Can you believe it? Neither can I. Give me some lead, baby, 'cause we're turning it to gold!
Posted by Jon at September 14, 2005 02:45 AMI am greatly impressed since I usually resort to swearing and leaving the ofending piece in a plain brown wrapper. I googled this afghan and it is beautiful. I did find this pattern correction. http://www.knittinguniverse.com/books/bookscorrections/gaaa/gaaaweb.pdf
Here's to better luck with the other squares!
Chubby Hubby ROCKS! and HELLO you deserve the entire carton after dealing with that mess. I'd have been tempted to rip it completely or just put it in the back of the closet.
Rip rip RIP-it. The color green is appropriate for frogs. heh That's what I would've done!
Jon, I'm so glad I discovered your blog because you always make me glad I stopped in to read. And awesome pictures of the disaster recovery!
Posted by: Laura at September 14, 2005 11:08 AMoh yeah baby! cable surgery isn't so very hard, even tho it is a pain in the a$$. But it's worth it, isn't it! you go!!
Posted by: gaile at September 14, 2005 01:49 PMI like to think it was my donated stitch marker that made all the difference.
Chubby Hubby is the best ice cream EVER.
Posted by: Em at September 14, 2005 01:49 PMDid you use a crochet hook or what? Looks good, never would have known.
Posted by: MarQ1 at September 14, 2005 06:55 PMTotally hair-raising! I could barely watch--like a near-miss car crash. Relieved that you had Chubby Hubby on hand for the shaky-hands post-traumatic stress moment . . .
Posted by: Ann at September 14, 2005 09:34 PMYou totally deserve the ice cream after fixing the amazing cables. My dropped stitches never look that invisible after the fix.
Posted by: Katy at September 15, 2005 02:06 PMi know how you feel, i've been coming up with my own pattern for something. and at this point it's a pain. i have little plastic hair ties as stitch markers, and i have the correct number of stitches between my marks, still mess up. i need to learn to count little boxes better.
Posted by: Margaret at September 26, 2005 11:01 PM