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Christmas Cookie Recipe

In case you have some time for something other than knitting (or, like me, you don't even have time for knitting, here's a festive holiday recipe my sister sent me...

Excellent Christmas Cookie Recipe to share (You should really try this!)

With the Holidays coming up, I'm sure everyone will be doing a lot of baking. This is one of my favorite and easiest recipes to do.
Happy Holidays!!!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level c! up and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher

CHERRY MISTMAS

Posted by Jon at December 22, 2004 02:06 PM