You knew it would happen.
You knew that as soon as I found two US2 needles, the Heilo would come out of hiding and rear its sproing. (What is the technical word for sproing, in the yarn sense? I propose "sproing.")
And this is what a night of figuring out the two circs thing and playing fun games with Heilo and a Dale Pattern gets us, in the Wonderful Land of Jon's Knit Blogdom.

Will wonders never cease? Let's see how slow it grows...