It took a handshake with the Mayor for me to come up with this:
We shake hands with people we don't know (or just know from the news or whatnot), and we use the exact same hand we masturbate with.
Egads.
Posted by Jon at June 29, 2005 02:48 AMI use my left. So I guess it doesn't matter for me.
Posted by: anonymous at July 27, 2005 12:14 AM