I hate Valentine's Day.
I hate romantic, lubby-dubby people on Valentine's Day.
I hate my job on Valentine's Day, when lubby-dubby people who wait until the last minute to plan go apeshit over the fact that they might only get red roses instead of pink, or that they might, God forbid, have to go to their third choice restaurant because their first and second choices have been filled for a month.
I hate going out to dinner on Valentine's Day, when hot guys who look like they're on steroids and should be starring in Falcon Videos give their girlfriends teddy bears that they dropped off at the restaurant in advance to be able to surprise said girlfriends, even though it's a sushi bar and it's 12:30am.
I think the only thing I like about Valentine's Day is the candy. And the line at the store was long, and full of lubby-dubby, romantic people. Who I hate (See above). And the candy only made me fatter, anyhow.
Thank God it's over. Only 364 days to go until the next one.
Shit.
Posted by Jon at February 15, 2005 04:24 AMi hate "i hate valentines day" posts - but yours made me laugh! so, thanks!
Posted by: bj at February 15, 2005 04:33 PM*hug* I spent my v-day night with my Constitutional Law book and all of the other losers at Starbucks...you're welcome to join me again next year!
Posted by: chase at February 15, 2005 08:41 PMOh, btw...about that coffee...if no sooner (which I hope is NOT the case), I'll for SURE be in NYC in August since I have a call-back with a firm that I need to schedule.
Posted by: chase at February 15, 2005 08:42 PMHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY HOLLY HARNSONGKRAM!!!!!!!!!
ISA SAALABI SAYS IT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLLY-DAY OF THE YEAR!
IS IT TRUE THAT IT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLLY-DAY?
VALENTINE'S DAY AND THAT YOU WOULD CRY WHEN HE WOULDN'T GET YOU A GIFT?
IS IT TRUE THAT HE BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU WANTED A BABY?
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Posted by: holly harnsongkram at April 9, 2005 01:56 AM