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On Pussy Hounds

So I was at this alumni function last night at college, and one of the hot guys from my dorm was there. He's still hot, and he's now grown into a big pussy hound. He particularly likes nurses and blondes. I tried to get him worked up, so started to discuss some hot blonde nurses. He was aroused amused.

Anyhow, he was a little bit too overly emphatically straight, so when a woman I know (a bit of a fag hag, to be honest, and I mean that in the best possible way) asked if he was gay, a question he asked me made even more sense:

"So when two guys get together... is one of the always the 'guy' and one always the... um... " and I could tell he was going to say "bitch" so I promptly introduced him to the terms top, bottom, and my personal favorite, versatile.

Then I went out and drank way too much red wine.

Posted by Jon at November 12, 2004 09:26 AM | TrackBack