October 03, 2004

Did You Ever Notice...

...that when you hear your neighbors having sex through the walls, you just end up having to jerk off, even if you spent the last hour jerking off watching a porn film?

Posted by Jon at October 3, 2004 10:57 AM | TrackBack
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Um ... no.

My neighbor is this pug-shaped Russian woman who's suddenly having SCREAMING orgasms with some mysterious man -- who I'm sure is no prize either.

I just turn up the TV really loud when their pudgefucking ekes through my walls.

Posted by: Jake at October 8, 2004 09:12 PM

Sorry to hear it, Jake! My neighbor is a really hot guy, so...

Posted by: Jon at October 8, 2004 11:38 PM