Intern MD Injects Patient with Olive Oil.
Or how about:
Prisoners Breed Spiders for Venom High.
There's more out there, and I promise to keep finding 'em.
Addendum:
Home Depot hits Manahttan. I thought (prayed?) that we were safe from the mega-store here in this island of limited real estate. God, was I ever wrong...
Well, since they agreed to offer DP benefits the other day, I don't so much mind.
Posted by: Mike Benedetto at September 10, 2004 12:19 PM