This was in my in-box:
Dear Portal Administration!
I have recently come across your site and liked it very much.
I suppose that the visitors of our resources belong to the same
social group and my site could be useful for your audience so I
suggest to exchange our links.
This will help both of us to increase Link-Popularity and accordingly
get top positions in many searching system, Google for instance.
My site is dedicated to guns.
I hope that our subject as well as your site info will evoke mutual
interest of our visitors. If you are positive to cooperate with me will you please
visit this page to leave your link:
[A gun-toting asshole's website]
Yours sincerely,
[A gun-toting asshole's website]
Administration