September 07, 2003

Walking Home. Manhattan. Saturday. 1am.

You see all sorts of bizarre things when you walk home on a Saturday night in NYC. And you hear interesting quotes, too. A few higlights:

The man who said "I can't remember where the fuck I parked my car..." and then said... "No, I had way more to drink than you did."

A lot of ugly people standing around smoking...

A bunch of frat-y type guys with a stretch Hummer outside of Scores Strip Club

An ugly, middle aged man with a really rather gross looking bulge in his too-tight slacks outside same strip club

A super-stretch Cadillac Escalade. Aren't those tacky?

More ugly people standing around smoking.

Not enough cute guys. Hmm, I guess that's the difference between the East Side and Chelsea.

Posted by Jon at September 7, 2003 01:20 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Is "ugly" a code word for heterosexual?

Posted by: docks at September 7, 2003 11:12 AM

Were you the one setting off all the car alarms last night? Jeez, it was noisy out there.

Posted by: bob at September 7, 2003 03:04 PM

You're right. I live on the East Side. Chelsea definitely has cuter boys.

Hey just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.

Posted by: lotus at September 8, 2003 09:47 AM

Docks:

Ugly is a code word for Ugly.

Posted by: Jon at September 8, 2003 01:56 PM