The web of celebrity has become so tangled that movie stars seem to think, once again, that they're qualified to become the next governor of California. Between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gary Coleman, not to mention Arielle Huffington (that's three people with strange accents for you), wouldn't you say the election's a farce? Would anyone care to explain what any of these three have done to have a resume which qualifies them to bring a huge business such as... the economy of the state of California... out of the toilet? (At least it's an eco-friendly, low-flush toilet, being that it's California.)
Anyhow, Gary Coleman can't be the governor of California. He has an apartment building to manage on Avenue Q.
Posted by Jon at August 9, 2003 12:30 PM | TrackBack