The next reality show is going to be on gay men trying to become country music stars.
So I thought it'd be fun to try and come up with some potential song titles that you might expect to see on a gay country music CD:
Another Bottom in My Bronco
Hairdressin', Flow'r Arrangin', and Lovin' Him
My Daddy Went to Prison, and Now I Have Two
or
My Daddy Went to Prison, and Now He's Bubba's Bitch (I'm not sure which is better)
Happy to See His Belt Buckle Again
Pork Sausage on the Bar-B-Que of Love
Cletis Dropped the Soap Again for Bobby Ray
Rodeo Queen
or...
Two Cowboys, Two Horses, One Sunset.
Hey, it could work!
I'm sure y'all have some more suggestions.
Not sure about song titles, but I must insist that the title of the CD be Bareback Bronko Rindin and that the cover of the CD be a picture of the backside of a cowboy in a pair of tight Wranglers
Posted by: jason at August 8, 2003 09:25 AMthat's the funniest shit i've ever seen
I think "Moonshine and Cher" sums it up
Posted by: IA at August 8, 2003 10:03 AMThey could wear his and his matching chaps.
Posted by: lotus at August 8, 2003 10:07 AMRiding that Rail of Love
Poppin' Poppa's Prostate
Honky Tonk Bottom
Rimmin' at the Rodeo
He's a Pain in my Butt, But I Love Him