Lesson topic: Overcoming Jet Lag
Easy simple steps:
1: Take extraordinarly long trip, preferably at least 10 time zones away and ideally, over the International Date Line
2: Sleep as little as possible the night before said flight.
3: Take Ambien during flight.
4: Stay awake anyhow.
5: When you arrive at your destination, stay up as late as you can in order to approximate your regular sleep schedule.
6: Wake up at the butt-crack of dawn anyhow.
7: Instead of trying to go back to sleep, watch television.
8: Go to work.
9: During dinner break, have triple latte.
10: Come home.
11: Pass out.
Posted by Jon at July 12, 2003 01:47 AM | TrackBack