June 26, 2003

I Can't See My Hairy Palms

According to this simple equation, I have made 48.75 gallons and 406.838445 lbs. of jizz in my life.

If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.6 football fields!

I have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 9360 kittens.


(I don't get the part about the kittens but I have no problem with the rest of it.)

Posted by Jon at June 26, 2003 03:02 AM | TrackBack
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Posted by: Dan B. at June 26, 2003 04:15 AM