June 11, 2003

My Mother Murdered Broadway

My parents are coming to the city in August, and my mother really loves Broadway theatre. So of course, she's bought a lot of tickets for a lot of shows.

Oddly, it appears that practically every show she has purchased tickets for... has announced a closing.

"Little Shop of Horrors"
"A Year With Frog and Toad"
"La Boheme"
"The Play What I Wrote."

So be afraid on behalf of:
"Long Day's Journey..."
"Avenue Q" and
"Nine"

In the future, I have told my mother that she's not allowed to buy any Broadway tickets until the day of the show.

Posted by Jon at June 11, 2003 07:40 PM | TrackBack
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