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One Hundred Interesting Things I Have Done
By Jon

1: Graduated from College
2: Had the same job for almost 5 years
3: Worked in at least six totally unrelated fields
4: Been in 42 of the 50 states
5: Ridden a bicycle in 10 of the 50 states
6: Ran a marathon
7: Carved fruit from Styrofoam
8: Sung in a foreign language in front of more than a hundred people
9: Met Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who told my boss I deserved a raise
10: Sat on Michael Jackson’s lap as a 12 year old
11: Had vaginal intercourse. Once. Well, a few times in one night?
12: Performed in a Shakespeare play
13: Been paid to play the piano
14: Had sex outdoors in a state park
15: Had a backstage tour of “The Phantom of the Opera”
16: Ridden my bike 150 miles in one day
17: Been in 15 countries besides the United States
18: Lived on the East and West Coasts of the United States
19: Seen Donna McKechnie in “A Chorus Line”
20: Gone on a Caribbean cruise
21: Worked a 40 hour “work week” in less than 48 hours
22: Sewn a dress from a pattern
23: Made a soufflé that didn’t collapse
24: Painted a half-way decent oil painting
25: Visited most of the major museums in the world
26: Seen performances at three of the world’s major opera houses
27: Fallen asleep at one of the world’s major opera houses
28: Visited Russia when it was still Soviet
29: Been on television
30: Done drag
31: Had an intelligent conversation with an adult film star
32: Hired an escort
33: Been ripped off by said escort
34: Had an online communication with an author because I liked his book
35: Ate a dinner that cost over $500. By myself.
36: Had sex with someone who was in a Broadway show.
37: Had sex with someone who was in the Army
38: Walked on the beach of Cape Cod at sunset
39: Eaten fish that had been caught that same day
40: Eaten an apple right from the tree
41: Gone to a Broadway show by myself
42: Driven a car in Manhattan
43: Been to Disneyworld
44: Ridden a horse
45: Witnessed religious ceremonies from at least 3 different faiths
46: Decided I have no interest in any of them
47: Visited the inside of the White House
48: Voted in an election for the President of the United States
49: Voted for a candidate who lost the presidency of the United States
50: Edited my high school year book
51: Sung in a choir accompanied by a full orchestra
52: Played the drums for a live theatrical performance, even though I have no training
53: Eaten alligator meat
54: Snorkeled right above a manta ray
55: Killed an insect
56: Maintained an aquarium
57: Been to the top of the Empire State Building
58: Stayed up all night just to watch the sun rise
59: Stayed up all night to work on a project
60: Worked with a professional opera company
61: Tried more than one illegal drug
62: Talked to my mother on the phone while I was naked
63: Had sex with more than one guy in a 24 hour period
64: Taken a “professional” voice lesson
65: Smelled the smoke from the burning WTC Towers
66: Gotten so drunk I vomited
67: Ridden a roller coaster
68: Been backstage at an Elton John concert
69: Sat in the front row of more than one Broadway show
70: Gone to a nude beach
71: Gone to an orgy
72: Been in Times Square at Midnight on New Year’s Eve
73: Seen the same Broadway show on tour and on Broadway
74: Finished the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle
75: Bought a CD only to realize that I already owned it when I got home
76: Kept the CD anyhow
77: Seen someone die in a car accident
78: Eaten raw fish
79: Taken Prozac
80: Been to the top of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, MO
81: Been to a professional baseball game
82: Been given an extra $100 bill by the bank teller and not telling her
83: Bounced a check
84: Signed leases for 6 different apartments in 3 states and one Canadian province
85: Intentionally left no tip for a waiter because he was incompetent
86: Driven a car across the entire United States
87: Survived mononucleosis
88: Written a letter to a mayor
89: Written an email to a Senator
90: Spanked someone
91: Raised money for charity
92: Told a lie
93: Told a lie to someone I loved
94: Been dumped by someone I was planning to dump
95: Purchased pornography on the internet
96: Read all four Harry Potter books
97: Gone to a children’s movie as an adult – by myself
98: Been in a ménage a trios
99: Been in a bisexual ménage a trios
100: Started a blog

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