May 04, 2003

Carl is Gay

DEAR ABBY: I have a crush on "Carl," a guy in one of my classes. My problem is, I can't get him to notice me. We are totally alike but he hasn't yet realized it, and he isn't giving me the attention I'd like.
Abby, I have done everything I can think of to get Carl to look my way. I even wore a T-shirt with his name on it, and dyed my blond hair his favorite color (blue). What should I do now? -- WANTS HIM BAD IN ARIZONA

DEAR WANTS: You've already done enough. I'm sure he's noticed you, but now it's time to step back, be a little less flamboyant -- and let Carl do the pursuing.

[The Jon Blog adds: Dear Wants: You dyed your hair blue for a guy? Get a life, bitch. They're SO not worth it. Especially the ones named Carl.]

Posted by Jon at May 4, 2003 12:41 AM | TrackBack
Comments

advice becomes you. start a column here. really.

Posted by: dennis at May 4, 2003 02:03 AM

NY NAME IS CARL AND I LIVE IN CAIRNS QUEENSLAND AUSTRALIA AND YES I DO LIKE BLUE HAIR BUT ONLY ON STINKY LIL BLACK BOYS. I LIKE THIS ONE IN MY ENGLISH AND MATHS CLASS NAMED JOEL AND I LIKE REALLY REALLY REALLY.......................................
REALLY BIG BLACK BOYS SUCH AS WILL SMITH I ALSO LIKE MANY TYPES OF BOYS LIKE GERARD BOWTELL HARRIS WHO ALSO LIVES IN CAIRNS MY NAME IS CARL MCELINHEY ANYWAY GET OVER ME BITCH IM TO SEXY FOR U AND YES IM ONLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR GUYS AND YES I AM GAY SO FUCK U BITCH AND UR A LOSER U NEED TO GET OVER PEOPLE U FUCKING RETARD

Posted by: CARL at August 19, 2003 07:21 PM

Hi im gerard and i also like carl, carl i need you bad baby i have wet dreams about you all night. You and i were ment to be baby. so plz come and let me give you some loving. plz send me an email if you wish (and if there r any other guys out there plz email me if u want some hot male action)xxx

Posted by: Gerard at September 26, 2003 01:30 AM

i am just like you dude

Posted by: Carl Manfield at September 30, 2003 02:02 AM

yes yes carl is gay lmfao

Posted by: carls brother at December 24, 2003 03:57 AM